Full name: JH Khyber (Emma).
Place of birth:

Bombay, India.

Gender: Male, (claims to be a woman).
Current occupation: Internet salesman.
Mental status: Schizophrenic, strongly believes he's Emma in Spice Girls.
Favorite CRD member: Annelie, because she smells.
Sexual preferences: Like girls.
Hobbies: Between touring and playing with CRD, Spice Girls, Headtrip Inc and q-department I don't have any time left for any hobbies.
Likes: Teasing the Moose!
Loves: I guess I like Ulrika and Nathalie...
Worships: The mighty Elk Moose from the far region, but preferably not the one I'm always teasing.
Dislikes: When people don't get it that my real name is Khyber, but then again it isn't... it's Emma.

Person(s) in urgent need of being hit hard with a baseball bat:

-Germund! I hate him even more than Gerry!!!!

What would you bring to a deserted Iceland?

-Trees! And maybe the rest of CRD and enslave them for my own amusement.

How would you solve the growing problem with the ordinary citizen's lack of right to participate in the decision-making process in a modern democracy?

-First I would check if there was a deserted Iceland without trees and send all fucking politicians there. If that wouldn't work I would kill them all and feed them to that angry moose I talked about earlier, the one I'm always teasing.

How, where and why does the Universe exist?

-To be honest I wasn't aware their was a real universe out there, I always thought that it was a made up thingy to divert the masses from the real issues in society.

If you had to choose, would you rather drink a bucket of diarrhoea from a person with a malfunctioning fat-metabolism or be eaten alive by drug-crazed fire ants?

-Hmm...if I have to choose, which I resent, I have to go for the shit!

Which hyped invention of the 20th century do you think will be the most laughed at in the 21st century?

-The spacecraft, when suddenly every one realises there's nothing out there!

Why on earth would anyone be even the slightest interested in your ridiculous answers to these meaningless questions?

-Because I'm a Spice Girl and damn proud of it if I may say so! I can agree that the other bitches don't have a fucking clue what's going on, but then again don't read their bloody answers!!!!