Questions & Answers Part Three!
My friends, things are moving fast right now. Christmas is over, the presents are in my stomach, and we are heading for 1998.
And - belive it or not - Questions & Answers Part Three is already here! It will be a rather short page, but see it as my Christmas present to you! This page was written the 25th of December 1997.
Q: "Hello Jazzy, my big idol!
I write to You under my artist name - Snoop Doggy Dog - so that my identity is somewhat unknown, at least to the broad public.
Please help me with a little problem I have. When my human mom and dad are away I use to sneak up in their bed to take a nap, but each time when they come back they know about it. They quote some kid story about a dog (or maybe it was a little girl) with golden curls. They say: "Who has slept in my bed? Who has eaten my food?"....etc.
How can I make them not know that I take this little luxury when they are away?"
Please help, /Snoop Doggy Dog
Jazz: Yo!
The problem we dogs have is that we have more hair on our body then the humans have!! And it is also a fact that we drop some of that hair all over the place. Combined with another fact that we Leonbergers are heavy, makes it hard to do things without anyone finding out about it...What you could do about the weight thing, is to tie baloons to your body. As many as you can find!
Or you could lie in a position that looks like another animal has been in the bed!! For example, the lion. Just use some heavy things in the house, like the portable CD-player, and put them beside you in the bed. Don't forget to put it back before they come home though!! And throw some hair over the fridge and places like that, so that they won't be surprised if they find some in their bed.
If this doesn't work, just ask them how they would like sleeping on the floor! If you are lucky, they will understand how you feel by then...
Q: "OOOOOOOOOh Jazz,
Do you have a boyfriend??? I realize that I am a bit young and immature still (8mos) but I can wait. Are you coming to Canada for a visit?? Can you bring a cow with you? - they look nice too."
Sam
Jazz: Dear Sam,
You sound like a nice young boy, but even though you are growing up to be a big dog someday, the age difference would still be there... Can you imagine the talk between dogs about our relationship?? But if I go to Canada someday, I will bring you a cow! Or else you could come here and visit!
Stay sweet,
Jazz
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