Cows
I have many hobbies, but the one thing that I am most interested in, are cows. Since I was a little puppy, and saw cows for the first time, I have loved them! They always kiss me and I kiss them, I think that they love me too...
The last time I met some cows was a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to try something different from the usual kissing. But what can you do with a cow more than to kiss them or to chase them...? Sooooo, I played with them a little.. Actually, I ran towards them and scared away 20 cows. I just wanted to play!! I did invite them to play and I ran from side to side, but they just ran further away from me. So I stopped.
Probably a bad thing to do, since they all turned around, facing me.
So far so good. Then suddenly, they started to chase ME instead!! It was rather fun, I ran away to Jenny and the rest of the people (and dogs), and then we all ran together! The cows spoke to us even when we were far away.
I even have a cow necklace, but I will show you that when I show you the rest of my wardrobe.
Sacha doesn't like cows like I do. She thinks that they are stupid. And when she tries to be mean, she says that Leonbergers are just like cows. Stupid. And every Monday, she makes up a funny story about cows. Like the one she told me the last time:
"Jazz, what is the difference between a Leonberger and a cow?"
"What?", I asked
"Nothing!!HA HA HA!", she said. I do not think that her stories are fun, but SHE does. This is right after one of those stories:
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